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Corn-y Jokes

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Corn on the cob season is here!

New research found that dad jokes actually may help children develop stamina to endure embarrassment and develop into adults who are comfortable with being themselves. Here are some corn-y jokes to celebrate corn on the cob season!

  1. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  3. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know "y".
  4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
  5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh.
  6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta
  8. Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.
  9. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
  10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

Try this series of Joke Books for Kids by Sandy Silverthorne, a former Wednesday Bookmark guest!

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